"Hey now! Hey now!
Whatsamatter wit' ya?
Girls just wannah have Fun now!" --- Cyndi Lauper

AUSTIN, TEXAS - I know that Rod has said that the G21 would avoid Penisgate like we maintained a Cone of Silence on the O.J. trial, but let's face it, I'm the Master of the Dish. That Ms. Monica got her Blanket Immunity yesterday is my stock and trade.

So I'm submitting this article to "Day One" hoping he won't put it in the Circular File.

And, if he doesn't, another Silence will be broken. Raise up Tabloid Hart!

I think all ya'll already made your decision on this one. It seems like the only person who actually cares about this is "Special" Prosecutor Ken Starr(Is that "Special" as in Personal Touch?). He's on a mission to prove that Dollar Bill Clinton shagged this bimbo(and she's looking better lately, ain't she, Sanitation Engineers?) But that's about it.

Did the President lie? Probly. Wouldn't you? I mean, we all want a nice piece, or as Monica allegedly said, someone to drop down on the "Presidential Knee pads".

Tabloid Hart wouldnt' put a bag over this broad's head.

But that's beside the point. The real issue is that we have a potential challenge to our democracy. If Clinton actually goes into Impeachment proceedings it will be the second time we, the people, took a President down in less than 30 years. It would --- possibly --- make us begin to look at the relevance of the Executive Branch as an institution.

The Presidency, being the "Leader of the Free World," has needed to be examined since Watergate, something that happened when I was a kid. There's a problem there. Other than Reagan, who basically SLEPT through his Presidency, I can't think of one successful President we had during my lifetime, ya'll!

That bothers me.

As long as the Dildo Congress can checkmate a President, our country will remain a bulked-up, powerful JOKE. Nothing will ever get done. That's the Tabloid Hart take on this here democracy.

Sorry to bring that up, ya'll but it is a fact.

From what Tabloid Hart understands, and I'm nowhere near the history buff, let alone the international history buff that our Esteemed Editor clearly is, all kinds of new precedents would be set.

And that's serious business.

As a Libertarian, I have to say, I'm seeing our country going the opposite way of my ideology. Obviously, I never liked Bill Clinton and his blow-dried approach to democracy. Now, I fear, he will destroy, even further, an institution that any person in their right mind would want to see stronger. And all because of his libido.