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FAX NIKITA: Strange But TRUE
Strange but TrueContributed by Terry Terrian, Santa Rosa, CAA 37 year old man was caught taking underwear off a washing line while wearing a stolen swimming costume and sombody else's pants. Police searching his house in Wembley, Middlesex, discovered a room 4 ft.(1.2m) deep in knickers, bras, vests and tights. Over 5 years he had amassed 10,000 smalls. THE CITIZEN(Glos.)11Sept. 1998Yorkshire terrier Minty, only 9 in. (23cm) tall, fled in terror from his owners house in Quarry Bank, West Midlands, and crapped on the patio before taking off as a thief broke the door down. Owner Pauline Webb, 35, was out at the time. The thief, wearing gloves to avoid fingerprints, escaped with 8000 Pounds Sterling ($13,000) in jewelrey and porcelain figures, but left a perfect shoeprint in the dog mess.
A week later a man was arrested at another break-in and Det. Constable Steve Doggett noticed that John Conroy's designer trainers matched the poop-print exactly. On 6 October, he was jailed for two years. MIDDLESBROUGH EVE. GAZETTE, 7 0CT, 1998.
Georgio Barrsan, 56 from a village near Bucharest, Romania pawned his wedding ring, borrowed money from the bank and blew all his savings on black market Viagra. He hired two prostitutes for the nite, took six of the pills, and promptly fell asleep --- he had been sold sleeping pills. Waking up 12 hours later, he found that the call girls had stolen his wallet. D. RECORD,14 Sept. 1998
ACTUAL NEWS HEADLINESContributed by BOB POWERS, Marietta, OHGATORS TO FACE SEMINOLES WITH PETERS OUT -- The Tallahassee BugleMESSIAH CLIMAXES IN CHORUS OF HALLELUJAHS The Anchorage Alaska Times GOVERNOR'S PENIS BUSY [should be "Pen Is"] The New Haven Connecticut Register THANKS TO PRESIDENT CLINTON, STAFF SGT. FRUER NOW HAS A SON The Arkansas Plainsman CLINTON PLACES DICKEY IN GORE'S HANDS Bangor Maine News STARR AGHAST AT FIRST LADY SEX POSITION The Washington Times CLINTON STIFF ON WITHDRAWAL The Bosnia Bugle LONG ISLAND STIFFENS FOR LILI'S BLOW Newsday ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX San Antonio Rose PETROLEUM JELLY KEEPS IDLE TOOLS RUST-FREE Chicago Daily News TEXTRON INC. MAKES OFFER TO SCREW COMPANY STOCKHOLDERS The Miami Herald MARRIED PRIESTS IN CATHOLIC CHURCH A LONG TIME COMING The New Haven Connecticut Register
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