Better to be safe than.....Punch a 5th grader.
Strike While the.....Bug is close.
It's always darkest before.....Daylight Savings time.
Never underestimate the power of.....Termites.
You can lead a horse to water but.....how?
Don't bite the hand that.....looks dirty.
No news is.....impossible.
A miss is as good as a .....Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new.....math.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll.....stink in the morning.
Love all, trust.....me. The pen is mightier than the .....pigs.
An idle mind is.....The best way to relax.
Where there's smoke there's.....Pollution.
Happy the bride who.....gets all the presents.
A penny saved is.....not much. Two's company, three's.....the Musketeers.
Don't put off till tomorrow what.....you put on to go to bed.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.....you have to blow your nose.
None are so blind as.....Helen Keller.
Children should be seen and not.....spanked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed.....get new batteries.
You get out of something what you.....see pictured on the box.


An Anagram, as you know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. Witness the following (someone out there has way too much time on their hands):

DormitoryDirty Room
EvangelistEvil's Agent
DesperationA Rope Ends It
The Morse Code Here Come Dots
Slot MachinesCash Lost in 'em
AnimosityIs No Amity
Mother-in-lawWoman Hitler
Snooze AlarmsAlas! No More Z's
Alec GuinnessGenuine Class
SemolinaIs No Meal
The Public Art GalleriesLarge Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes That Queer Shake
Eleven plus twoTwelve plus one
ContradictionAccord not in it

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And check this out:
"To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."

And the Anagram: "In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."

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And for the grand finale:
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." --Neil Armstrong

The Anagram: "A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!"

Contributed by Terry Terrian, Santa Rosa, CA

Richard "Greg" Oliver, 29, was arrested Monday in Modesto after leading police on a high speed chase on fog-covered Highway 99. Police caught him after he crashed his car.

Authorities had been searching for Oliver since Dec. 23, when he fled from police who were trying to arrest him for an alleged burglary attempt. Oliver apparently had a shotgun stuffed in his pants that went off as he climbed a fence.

Neighbors reported hearing someone say,"Oh God.Oh God no,"police said. -- Press Democrat news services, Sept., 1996 (Santa Rosa Ca.)

He fell out of sight and the congregation of 250, including his wife Debra and their four daughters, waited, thinking Mr. Nurse would resume his sermon. He was eventually rushed to University Medical Centre, where he died five days later.

Blanks contain a hard cardboard like materiel (wadding) that shoots several feet from the barrel when fired. It seemed that Nurse didn't realise they could cause injury. -- AP, Reuters 2 Oct.