The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school...
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
A: Your car.
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
A: The color.
A: Heavy psychedelics.
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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