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On 4 April of this year, the Daily Mail reported that a Swedish nurse, Suzanna Borg, aged 30, was jailed in Stockholm for bigamy. It seems that the enterprising nurse had a different husband for every day of the week. Suzanna had managed to convince her gullible mates that she had to do shift work for the six days she was away from them.
Duh!
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The Clinton tie story was big news on Matt Drudge's site yesterday, pre-empting the announcement of the "suspect" tie in the New York Times. FAX NIKITA had believed we had seen the height of silliness in this story's coverage until we read this one. It seems that some so-called "news" organizations, and Special Prosecutor Kenneth Starr want us to believe that the President's wearing this article of clothing was a form of semaphore to Monica L.
Oh puh-leaze!
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The Associated Press reported on 10 April of this year that one Lorie Marling of Columbus, Ohio, received a bill from the IRS for $270 Billion in back taxes. The IRS suggested that Lorie pay in $90 Billion installments.
Lorie was a good sport. She assumed that the crack accounting team at the IRS had decided to make her personally and soley responsible for the United States national debt....
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