Our pal BOB POWERS, of Marietta, Ohio sent in these "finds":
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. (Women's room, Murphy's, Champaign, Ill.)
Beauty is only a light switch away. (Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, N.C.)
Remember, it's not "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" (Rest stop off Interstate 81 in West Virginia)
"No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her." (Men's room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N.C.)
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. (Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Ariz.)
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. (Wickenburg, Ariz.)
Make love, not war - or do both: get married. (Women's room, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Mont.)
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. (Revolution Books, New York, N.Y.)
You're too good for him. (Sign over mirror in women's room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, Calif.)
No wonder you always go home alone. (Sign over mirror in men's room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, Calif.)
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