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Today's Laughs Provided by:

John Kelsey

Middletown, CT, USA

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FRIDAY JOKES

Five reasons to believe your computer is female...

• 1) No one but their creator understands the internal logic.
• 2) Even the smallest mistakes are committed to memory.
• 3) The native language used to communicate with others of its kind is incomprehensible to anyone else.
• 4) The message "Bad command or file name" is as informative as, "If you don't know what's wrong, then I'm not going to tell you!"
• 5) As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Five reasons to believe computers are male:

• 1) They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
• 2) A better model is right around the corner.
• 3) They look attractive - until you get them home.
• 4) Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
• 5) In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

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