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JOKE OF THE DAY
Today's Laughs Provided by:
Jim Farrington
Middletown, CT, USA
[EDITORIAL NOTE: Yeah, yeah, yeah! We know we have tons of jokes in queue. But, what with Geri threatening to leave the Spice Girls, we have to give this one priority. --- Ed.]
SPICE JOKES
Q. Why do the Spice Girls work seven days a week?
A. So you don't have to retrain them on Mondays.
Q. What do you get if you offer a Spice Girl a penny for her thoughts?
A. Change.
Q. How do you get a Spice Girls eye to twinkle?
A. Shine a torch in her ears.
Q. What do you call a Spice Girl with two brain cells?
A. Pregnant
Q. How do Spice Girls brain cells die?
A. Alone.
Q. Why are jokes about Spice Girls so short?
A. So that the girls themselves can understand them.
Q. What do you get if you add up the IQs of the Spice Girls?
A. Geri's shoe size.
Q. What do you call a Spice Girl in a university?
A. A visitor.
Q. Why was Mel B so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle after six
months?
A. Because on the box it said "From two-four years."
Q. What do you call a Spice Girl behind a steering wheel?
A. An airbag.
The Spice Girls are so stupid, they got locked in a furniture store for the night - and decided to sleep on the floor.
Q. What do you do if a Spice Girl threw a grenade at you?
A. Take the pin out and throw it back.
Q. Why did the Spice Girl climb to the roof of the pub?
A. Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
I don't want to say that the Spice Girls are stupid, but they think that menopause is a button on a VCR!
Q. What's the difference between an intelligent Spice Girl and a UFO?
A. Don't know, I haven't seen either.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
The Spice Girls
Who?
That's show business!
Q. Why are the Spice Girls on the pill?
A. So they can work out what day it is.
Q. What does a Spice Girl say if you blow in her ear?
A. Thanks for the refill
Q. When is a Spice Girl not a Spice Girl?
A. When she's asleep.
Q. What do you see if you look in a Spice Girl's eye?
A. The back of her head.
Q. What do you call a Spice Girl with half a brain?
A. Gifted.
Q. Why did a Spice Girl scale a glass wall?
A. To see what was on the other side.
Q. Why do Spice Girls have TGIF written on their shoes?
A. Toes Go In First.
Q. What do you call a fly buzzing around inside a Spice Girls head?
A. A space invader.
Q. How do you make a Spice Girl laugh on Friday?
A. Tell her a joke on Tuesday.
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