G21 HUMOR

JOKE OF THE DAY

Today's Laughs Provided by:

Ric Willliams

Austin, TX, USA

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Imagine --- if instead of cryptic, "geeky" text strings, your computer produced error messages in haiku. They would read like these:

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

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The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist

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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

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ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask far too much.

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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

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With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.

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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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