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Bob Powers

Marietta, OH, USA

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[EXCERPTED FROM: "Top 52 Sayings we'd like to see on office inspirational posters"

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1) If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

2) Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

3) The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts

5) Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.

6) If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals!

10) Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

11) A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.

15) 2 days without a Human Rights Violation!

16) Your job is still better than asking "You want fries with that?"

17) We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile.

21) If at first you don't succeed - try management.

26) TEAMWORK ... means never having to take all the blame yourself.

27) Work harder you slaves !

28) The beatings will continue until morale improves.

33) Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

34) "We waste time, so you don't have to"

41) Succeed in spite of management.

45) You pretend to work, and we'll pretend to pay you.

46) There is no I in 'TEAM' (But there is in 'Management Kiss-up')

48) There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.

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