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Bob Powers

Marietta, OH, USA

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A man gets a priapism and decides to get help for it. So he goes a pharmacy to see if there's any medicine for it. He walks in, and there's a lady behind the counter. She says to him, "Can I help you?"

He responds, "I'd like to speak to the pharmacist."

She replies, "I am the pharmacist."

He asks, "Is there a male pharmacist available?"

She responds, "There is no male pharmacist here. My sister and I are co-owners of this pharmacy. I would appreciate your telling me whatever you would tell a male pharmacist."

He mumbles, "Well, ok" and he unzips his fly, pulls out his penis, and there's the priapism. He says, "It's been like this for three days and I don't think it's going to go down. Can you give me something for it?"

The pharmacist responds, "Let me go back in the back room and consult with my sister about this."

A few minutes later, she comes back out front and says, "We can give you $500, plus a half interest in the drug store."

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