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Bob Powers

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Day One  LogoG21 DAY ONE: TODAY: THOMAS HART The Dish on Ken & Monica.

G21 ASIA  LogoG21 ASIA: Part Three of ROD AMIS' reporting on the elections in Kampuchea(Cambodia): "Cambodia on the Brink" or "Don't Worry Be Happy?" Preliminary results from the election.

Bare Knuckles LogoBARE KNUCKLES: JEFF WINBUSH on the Thousand-Mile-Stare experience of Spielberg's "Saving Private Ryan".

Fax Nikita  LogoFAX NIKITA: A new installment of our compendium of the bizarre AND the interesting.

Day One  LogoG21 DAY ONE: ROD AMIS sends an Open Letter from G21 to the New York Times..

Day One  LogoG21 DAY ONE: ROD AMIS on the upcoming G21 investigation of India's Congress Party mover-and-shaker Sonia Gandhi.

G21 ASIA  LogoG21 ASIA: Part Two of ROD AMIS' reporting on the elections in Kampuchea(Cambodia): Interview with Lar Mundstock of the National Development Party.

On Drugs  LogoON DRUGS: ADAM SMITH, Barry McCaffrey's favorite writer, reports on "Fear & Punishment in Plano, Texas."

VOX POPULI YOUR page of e-mailed comments is updated. Looks like PHIL MARTIN week!

BOB POWERS delivers a one-two punch this Issue:

Powersbooks  LogoPOWERSBOOKS: Has tomes on Ritalin, the Civil War, Tobacco, Meditation and Poetry.

Powerssound  LogoPOWERSSOUND: HUGE Coverage, folks: Jazzman Ken Peplowski, Guitarist Stefan Grossman, the Alanis Morissette tour, Lauren Hill of The Fugees, David Bowie, problems for Scott Weiland of Stone Temple Pilots, and the latest on "Hello Nasty" from the Beastie Boys. [Hold On! I thought HART did the dish! --- Ed.]

Day One  LogoG21 DAY ONE: RADIO RAHEEM on the Shoot-out at the Capitol.

Tabloid Hart  LogoTABLOID HART: THOMAS HART's Weekly Celebrity Dish talks about Bruce and Demi's break-up, and then "Southern Baptists to Women: Sit Down & Shut Up!"

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The following were winners in a New York Magazine contest in which contestants were to take a well-known expression in a foreign language, change a single letter, and provide a definition for the new expression.

EX POST FUCTO - Lost in the mail

IDIOS AMIGOS - We're wild and crazy guys!

VENI, VIPI, VICI - I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered.

COGITO EGGO SUUM - I think; therefore I am a waffle.

RIGOR MORRIS - The cat is dead.

RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID - Honk if you're Scottish.

QUE SERA SERF - Life is feudal

LE ROI EST MORT. JIVE LE ROI - The king is dead. No kidding.

POSH MORTEM - Death styles of the rich and famous

PRO BOZO PUBLICO - Support your local clown.

MONAGE A TROIS - I am three years old.

FELIX NAVIDAD - Our cat has a boat.

HASTE CUISINE - Fast French food

VENI, VIDI, VICE - I came, I saw, I partied.

QUIP PRO QUO - A fast retort

MAZEL TON - tons of luck

APRES MOE LE DELUGE - Larry and Curly got wet.

PORTE-KOCHERE - Sacramental wine

ICH LIEBE RICH - I'm really crazy about having dough.

FUI GENERIS - What's mine is mine.

VISA LA FRANCE - Don't leave your chateau without it.

CA VA SANS DIRT-And that's not gossip.

MERCI RIEN - Thanks for nothin'!

AMICUS PURIAE - Platonic friend

L'ETAT, C'EST MOO - I'm bossy around here.

COGITO, ERGO SPUD - I think, therefore I Yam.


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