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Bob Powers

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Event #130: Hard Stories

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Ever want to call someone stupid, but want to do it in a way that is a little different? Here are some old and some new suggestions sent in by various people...

He's a few clowns short of a circus

She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal

She doesn't have all her Cornflakes in one box

The wheels spinning but the hamster's dead

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel

He has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt

She couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down

His intellect is rivaled only by garden tools

He's as smart as bait

He forgot to pay his brain bill

Her sewing machine's out of thread

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

If she had another brain, it would be lonely

He's proof that evolution can go in reverse

Too much yardage between the goal posts


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