Local boy from Austin, Tejas, sends in e-mail to Web magazine, and --- much to his surprise --- he's invited by the Editor to contribute his thoughts in a full-blown article.

After a few mis-steps, he begins to write from the heart, from what he knows, life in the trailer park reading the NATIONAL ENQUIRER.

Lo and Behold, A Star is Born!

The World Goes Ga-ga for TABLOID HART

" 'Tabloid Hart!' What a silly name!" --- Bhoutros Bhoutros-Gali, former U.N. Secretary General

"I don't understand why any magazine would waste it's time publishing the ranting of some wing-nut in Texas." ---Ross Perot, former Presidential Candidate

"Thomas 'Tabloid' Hart is a classic example of the lunacy which is infecting the moral fabric of America. I suspect he might he be gay, like Tinky Winky." --- Jerry Falwell, televangelist.

"Who?" --- Hillary Rodham Clinton, newly elected Senator from New York, former First Lady.

"I love this guy! I read him every durn week. He's the Joe Bob Briggs of the Internet!" --- Tom's Mom.

PLEASE CLOSE THIS WINDOW AND RETURN TO THE MAGAZINE. THANK YOU.