Ohio academic and gay activist discovers a strange publication that seems open to issues of civil and human rights and thinks: "Hey! Maybe these guys will publish my thoughts now and again. Funny or Un-"

What the heck?

QUEER PLANET ROCKS A WORLD THAT FORGOT STONEWALL

" Phil Martin is saying what I'd like to say, but Anne won't let me" --- Ellen Degeneres, former sit-com star.

"Why I oughtah...!" ---Moe Howard, former Stooge

"QUEER PLANET is a classic example of the lunacy which is infecting the moral fabric of America. I suspect that Phil Martin might be gay, like Tinky Winky." --- Jerry Falwell, televangelist.

"There is nothing social or in the least bit related to commentary about this type of advocacy of a disgusting lifestyle. These people are making a choice, and the G21 is one of the first publications I'll see driven off the Internet when I'm King" --- Presidential hopeful Patrick Buchanan, the man who is waging a cultural war for the hearts and minds of America.

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