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Event #139: SOFT but HARD
LAST WEEK's EDITION |
Guess who's back?
Yup, your old pal Tabloid Hart is back in the saddle with more of the trailer trash dish you love to hate. I apologize for the long duration between this article and my last, but I been laid up with a bad case of this flu bug that's been going around here in the Lone Star state this fall.
It's only in the last few days that I even been germ-free enough to venture out to my favorite place for gettin' the latest news about What's Really Happenin', the local supermarket check-out line.
As usual I knew I could depend on the trailer park's own
So let's start out with the
The dish from NEO is that Jerry boy is a home-wrecker. In fact, according to their story, Jerry S. broke up the marriage of newlyweds Eric and Jessica Nederlander shortly after the couple had returned from their honeymoon in Italy. If you can believe the NEO version of events, Jerry, that cad, just did not care that this woman was newly married. The NEO says that Seinfeld is a big-time womanizer and doesn't take little details like a wedding ring into account, fellow Sanitation Engineers.
Now, Tabloid Hart isn't vouching for the veracity of this story in ANY WAY.(How's that for a disclaimer, Mr. Publisher?) But hey, this is the Jerry Seinfeld who posed for the cover of Vanity Fair this year tricked out like Napoleon. Can someone say EGO PROBLEMS?Celebrity Dish of the Week
Everybody thinks of Jerry Seinfeld, they think: good guy, right? Well, according to this week's NATIONAL ENQUIRER ONLINE, don't you believe it!
| Hey, Sanitation Engineers! Not tired of the dish yet?
Then ya'll are cordially invited to drop on in, and join, TABLOID HART's TRAILER PARK. We have a chat room, for when all of us is loitering there together. And I especially want ya'll to check the Trailer Park Discussion Area. Have a celebrity you hate? An idea as to what we oughtah do? Come on in! |
The Post reports that all Jean Claude placed a forced lip-lock on this Aussie photographer at a local night-club recently. In the inimitable words of the Post columnist on the Sydney, Australia, incident:
"Van Damme - who last month gibbered endlessly to the press about how he's kicked a nasty cocaine habit and quit womanizing - allegedly grabbed freelance photographer Virginia Starr by the hair at The Cave Club and forced her into a one-sided game of tonsil hockey."This here incident is said to have taken place at Jean Claude's 38th birthday party, where he is also alleged to have stripped off his shirt on the dancefloor and stuck his head under the dress of some bimbo he was dancing with.
Yo! This man know how to party!
Just picture this, fellow Sanitation Engineers, you get yourself a little flat to live in Down Under, and get to move out of the trailer park. Then one day your place is besieged by reporters because The World's Most Famous...uh-- Deep Throat Artist--- is YOUR LANDLORD! Cripes! What's a mother to do?
Yup, according to our ever-reliable
NATIONAL ENQUIRER this is exactly what happened to the hapless Sydney tenants Charlie and Sneha Bhadkamkar. Oh the infamy of it all!What is it about Sydney, Australia, Tabloid Hart wants to know, that makes it such a sleazoid magnate? Any of ya'll Sanitation Engineers who can answer this burning question of mine feel free to write in to the G21.
As you probably gathered, this is the same Sydney apartment to Mouthica offered to notorious back-stabber Linda Tripp to keep her trap shut. Linda must have known something the Bhadkamkar's didn't, huh?
Well, that's all the dish for this week, S.Es. See ya'll around the trailer park.
So Remember: It will take more than a few tornadoes to blow away all the trailer trash.
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