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John McCain is Right,Let's Get It On!by Thomas HartG21 Staff WriterTo read this article in Deutsch, Francaise, Italiano, Portuguese, Espanol, copy and paste the complete URL("http://www.g21.net/tab24.html") and enter it in the box after you click through.
This rag was running articles by people name of "Rastislav" and "Dragana?" Where am I, the heart of lower Serbia or something? Is we now becoming a propaganda sheet for the damned Serbs? The only person I could find who made any sense at all was Robin Miller! I mean, ya'll, let's face it: Senator John McCain is right. Let's get it on! Let's go over there and kick Serbian hiney twelve ways from Sunday. Cruise missiles ain't gonnah stop that jerk Slobodan Milosevic from ethnic cleansing, it's gonnah take some vein-chewing U.S. Marines to do that. What are we waiting for? Even if Dollar Bill can't get a backbone transplant and actually go in and win a danged war, maybe Congress needs to get off the dime, make an official declaration of war, and send these stone-age criminals straight to Hell! That's what the America I know down here in the Trailer Park would do. And with all due respect to the NATO Alliance, fellow Sanitation Engineers, far as I know no army ever had nineteen dang commanders. That's just plain dumb! Let the one Supreme Allied Commander call the shots and forget about "consensus." While we is worried about a "consensus" a million Kosovar Albanians is living in circus tents picking lice outtah each other's hair. They are being robbed, beaten, raped and tortured on the way from they little smouldering cribs while we wannah make sure we ain't stepping on the picayune sensibilities of the Premier of Italy! Jeez, Louise! That ain't war, that's a kaffee klatsch. Talk among yourselves.
And don't start whining to me about those poor, innocent Serbian civilians which have to face bombs and cruise missiles night after night. Who brought this on these fools?
They want to have rock concerts in the middle of danged Belgrade celebrating the resurgence of "Greater Serbia," they can't be suffering all that much! When I see these folks talking about how they gottah show their patriotism for they country, how WE are no better than the Nazis or the Russians ---- well, send up another couple hundred cruise missiles, says Tabloid Hart. Let's see how they like chewing on that!
Get a clue there little Vladislava, kick that sucker Milosevic out! Run him out of town on a rail. Hey, bombin' stops tomorrah. Ya'll let them Kosovars go back and re-build their towns and villages, turn over your danged war criminal thugs --- Bam! Cruise missiles stop fallin'. Are you people just plain clueless or what?
Milosevic and his thugs must go. End of story.
Either that, or get used to the bomb shelter soirees and the idea of American boys conquering your damned country and sorting this mess out for ya'll.
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