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AUSTIN, TEXAS - When ya'll think about politics you have to remember that old Jerry Springer was the Mayor of one of your fair cities in the US of A. That means that old boy could ditch his Trailer Trash talk show and decide to be our durn President.
I know ole Jesse Ventura got a real bad itch he don't know how to scratch in that direction. (I read how certain writers in this magazine was falling all over themselves to say how "refreshing" Jesse Ventura was as a politician, but I think the man's almost as dumb as his running buddy The Donald Trump. Sue me!)
Don't you got to love that about America?
Any actor, wrestler, low-life con man can run for the Presidency of this country, and if he's got enough damned money he can probably win.
Well, enough damned money and the willingness to bend over for a lot of corporations and not give two hoots about the regular working people. It don't hurt one bit either if he's willing to let other millionaire ex-lawyers do as they damn well please in Congress. You got to go along to get along, don't you know?
And don't get me wrong. I'm not against any man (or woman, if you will) bettering themselves. That is certainly the American Way.
What chaps my ass is when they ask me to pay for it!
What I'm sayin' here is that the whole dadblamed Congress of these United States is a club of MILLIONAIRES! WHY ARE WE PAYIN' THESE OUT OF WORK LAWYERS AT ALL? (And don't even ask me why we ain't stringing them up as fast as we can?)
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But ---even worse in the Trailer Trash book maintained by Tabloid Hart --- why are we lettin' them be the lackies of the Ruling Class corporations, instead of the servants of the people they are claiming to be elected to be?
Yeah! You got it, Junior. If I'm back here at the G21 to report on the Electoral Process, I'm gonnah have to rant about how the electoral process has gone wrong from time to time. Sorry, Rod, if you lose some more subscribers!
But here are the facts from down here in my little Trailer Park in Austin, Tejas:
- Numero Uno: ANYBODY who would even go into politics in this country is suspect. They are a bottom-feeding, low-life SOB, and if they are a woman change that to DOB.
- Numero Duo: ANY homilies they mouth to you about the virtues of "public service" mean they already have their hands in your wallet.
- Numero Three-o: If you think I'm being a cynical bastard by saying the foregoing, you have never spent any serious amount of time around a living politician in the United States.
- Numero Four-o: Aren't you glad we are down to only five dwarfs running for President? (Steve Forbes, you should have listened to me about renting them buses.)
REMEMBER: It will take more than a few tornadoes to blow away all of the trailer trash.
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