SUBJECT: MB2 Child Beauty Pageants

Amen.

Preach it!

Four year old girls should never be used as tools.

Bless you,
Scott G.

IRISH EYES: as 9 April approaches, JOE O'NEILL offers a special editorial "DEADLINE FOR PEACE." POWERSBOOKS looks at the Dangerous Visions available from a number of books and "PRIVATE THOUGHTS." VOX POPULI, YOUR E-mail alternative to the Message Board is updated! G21 WORDS DOUBLE FEATURE: POETRY: NATHAN BLACK - "Rationalizations of The Hermit" HYPER-FICTION: ROD AMIS - "Quiet Worlds" BARE KNUCKLES: JEFF WINBUSH kicks off the Dangerous Visions Issue with "REGGIE WHITE GOES DOWN." FLISS USSHER's G21 EUROPE column LONDON CALLING! has a Dangerous Vision of a generation in "PARABLE OF A GENERATION" G21 ASIA RAOUL TESLA reports from Angeles, the Philippines. ANOTHER Great Joke of the Day in THE HOUSE OF CARDS! G21 ASIA has KIM CARTER back talking about another type of foolishness in "CANNIBAL ISLAND." JENNIFER BLUE's PLANETARY MADNESS looks at YOUR influences! Hello! Use The Message Board

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SORRY WE ASKED...

FROM Ronald J., ATLANTA, GA, USA:

Hey, G21,

RAHEEM is the best writer you have in TRIO, which is probably your best column! I read them first every issue.

When I read about his "new" G21 in your April Fools Issue I laffed my ass off! Then I thought, "Hey! I wouldn't mind reading a magazine like that one."


FROM Joanne A., [NO CITY PROVIDED], NJ, USA:

Hello?

I've been trying to follow Thomas Hart's articles for a few weeks before joining the chorus, but I just can't figure out where this guy get's off. I mean, who does he think he is?

A magazine sends him a completely legitimate survey and he comes off with this drivel about the questions being stupid? I didn't think his answers were all that hot!

THOMAS HART RESPONDS: Joanne, raise your arms a little, the rasping of your knuckles dragging the floor is getting on my nerves...

It continues to amaze me that the witless and humor-challenged people like yourself spend so much time reading my articles in a jampacked magazine like this one just to be able to write in and tell the Editor how lousy I am. Read somebody else!

We Thought So, Too!

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